Dear Councillors,
Ah wish ta' purchase a hoose, nar Sto'mwin'. Ah can provide a map o' said hoose, so yer know what 'un Ah'm talkin' aboot. Ah then wish t' delcare said hoose a Sovereign Nation, so Ah can produce tha famous "Grimforge Whiskey" in peace, an' tax free. Ah will o' course pay any import tax required ta' bring it into tha' coountry.
Yars, Zerid Grimforge, Brewmaster.